The sales copy says: “Who doesn’t want toilet paper that glows in the dark?”I don’t, not if it means wiping my bottom with strontium aluminate or zinc sulfide.
This has got to be the most idiotic product ever let loose on the backcountry.
I found out about its existence in the camping/touring issue of BMW ON, the motorrad club's news magazine. Now I worry about the sanity of its editorial staff.
Please, don’t embarrass me. Promise me now you will never, ever go near this roll of loo paper. Or anybody who turns up in camp with it.
